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Monday, December 11, 2006

Rat and Roach sketch

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  1. "The Rat n' Roach Show!" Catchy title, Frank. I can see one of the warm, heartlifting child-friendly episodes now!

    RAT: Hey, Mr. Roach! Wanna get some slop from behind the stove?

    ROACH: You stupid FOOL! The slop under the toilet is better aged and is more nutritious! GODDAMNIT! Must I always be the brains of this outfit?

    RAT: Sorry, Mr. Roach (Hangs head and sobs)

    ROACH: That's okay Rat. Last one to the toilet is a steaming pile of offal! (CUE APPLAUSE).

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